January 2012
102 fever kill meeeeeeeeeeee
It’s funny how I always have something on my phone to check when the condom commercial comes on when I’m with my parents
Cowboys & Aliens
Daniel Craig: WE WERE FLYIN'!!!!!!
me: how does he know what flying is
One time I was at the movies with my friend and her boyfriend and I was sick and she started coughing so he pinned me against a wall and asked what i did to her
December 2011
if you buy me a wavves snapback i will be yours forever
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me: what's there even to do in fort myers
kirsten: well, there's the mall or the beach or we can go to the mall or maybe even the beach or HEY! there's the mall! or you know.. the beach
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you-seen-the-butcher:
The Rolling Stones - Paint...
pants are for losers and i’m no loser
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My dad covered my eyes when a girls boobs were on screen. Last time I checked, I have boobs too.
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