February 2011
amandachristyne:
They really need to make more mermaid movies. I’m looking for one right now and nothing satisfies me.
January 2011
you want to stop being a little bitch and stop telling her every little thing i do?
If I shave my legs will I get as much attention as...
why am i seeing jamjars all over my dash
brokenfkinbones:
just because he shaved his fucking eyebrows off.
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Watchthemarzvolta:
okay here’s an upside down video of my playing chopin’s nocturne in c# minor
lookin fierce as always
my god marry me
You know what my favorite disney channel movie was?
The one where that boy turns into a mermaid. And he has wet dreams about his mom. And his best friend’s dad is trying to murder him.
And he’s only 13. Damn.
I hope there's another holocaust for pale people...
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my parents think I’m like fucking stephen hawking because I got an 88.5 on my recent physics test.
BOW DOWN MOTHER FUCKERS, I SUCCEEDED.
i think one day i’ll actually do a topless tuesday
no i won’t
actually, I will
jk i really won’t